Portia Dawson
Nude

If there’s one thing we know for certain, it’s that a girl in a little bikini can monopolize male attention wherever she goes. Especially if she is tawny, taut, and tan; an indeterminately ethnic brunette with sleek and sinuous curves of hip and breast; with long legs tapering up to a coy, cozy crevice; and a face that could launch a multitude of lust-touched reveries when its flashing eyes and gleaming teeth are held in a television close-up. All these aforementioned attributes are bundled together in the proudly prurient package that is Portia Dawson. One of the few ways to improve upon the visual paradise of Portia in a bikini, as seen on the beach in surfer-and-sand epic Boardheads (1998), is to have her dispense with the top half of her bathing suit and play hide-and-peep with her perky nips, as also seen in Boardheads. You won’t be bored, we promise you. Your second head will be hard as a board though! Portia hopped over to another movie Dreamers (1999) and enticed us all with her effortless sexiness even though she didn’t show much skin. It didn’t take long for Portia to transition to the boob tube in bit roles like Mrs. Bell in Scrubs as well as Kelly Appleton in Nip/Tuck. Appleton seems like an appropriate name for Portia considering how ready we are to see tons of her apple bottom! Unfortunately that blessed day is still in the making. Hopefully it dawns on Dawson how much we’d appreciate some 3 B action!