The competition for newscaster positions at the major networks is ruthless and cutthroat. For most candidates, a position reading events of the day to the camera is a lifelong ambition, pursued with dedication and abandon. Would-be news anchors hone their presentation skills on college campuses, on cow-town stations, in front of every mirrored surface they ever encounter. And then there is brunette bombshell Kit Pomidoro, a network news sensation who was hired as much for her ability to talk while she takes off her clothes as for any affinity for articulating the pressing issues of our time. Information junkies who tune in to the Playboy network’s Weekend Flash current events wrap-up will have no problem paying attention as Kit and her co-anchors present current events while slipping out of their garments, but anyone who hopes to pass a quiz covering the material he has just seen is hopelessly deluded.
