Linda O’Neil
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Sacramento sexpot Linda O’Neil was only a teen when she started modeling, and it didn’t take long for her clothes to completely come off for the camera. “I’ve been an exhibitionist ever since,” Linda proudly admits. This French-Irish-Vietnamese vixen worked for Playboy, both on the pages of its Book of Lingerie and onscreen in videos like Playboy: Biker Babes, Hot Wheels & High Heels (1997), Playboy: Blondes, Brunettes, Redheads (1998), Playboy: Gen-X Girls (1998), and Playboy: Wet & Wild Live! (2002). In 1998, Linda appeared on the show Beverly Hills Bordello in an episode entitled “Divine Inspiration,” which sums up her massive breasts. We got to see those bad girls in the R-rated drama The Night That Never Happened (1997), the R-rated thriller Sheer Passion (1998), and an episode of the Showtime comedy series Hot Springs Hotel. She’s also done an exorbitant number of feet flicks, comprising Barefoot Debutantes (1998), Ticklish Incidents (1998), Toe Games! (1998), Solely Beautiful (1998), Sole Salute! (1999), Sandal Sensuality (2000), Foot Bath Fantasies! (2000), The Bare Toes of Sexy, Nice Girls! (2000), Foot-Lovers Scrapbook (2000), Stockinged Friendships (2000), Unpolished Nails! (2001), Peds from the Past (2002), and many others (we wish we could keep listing foot fetish film titles; they’re so funny!). Rounding out Linda’s diverse filmography are mainstream projects such as BASEketball (1998) and That ’70s Show. She was last seen as Girl on Bus in the high-grossing ensemble comedy Meet the Fockers (2004). Mr. Skin would like to be last seen as Man on Linda.