Lisa Welch
Nude

You might not know her name, but if you were a geek in the 80s, we can bet you remember the gift Lisa Welch gave you that was her unforgettable, unadulterated, and undressed performance in the historical panty-raid scene in Revenge of the Nerds (1984). We doubt Lisa could empathize with a bunch of lonely losers, but as an Army brat she moved around a lot and had to constantly make new friends. Eventually she got quite friendly in Playboy Magazine, where she was a “Playmate of the Month” in 1980. Just a year later and she popped her acting cherry with a role as one of the Vestal Virgins of the Roman Empire in History of the World: Part I (1981). But it was her work in the nerds movie that made Lisa legendary. Lisa is brushing her hair topless, as college coeds are known to do, when a pair of cat burglars come in and grab her panties. They must have been her favorite pair, since Lisa gets up and starts beating the men to get them back. A topless Lisa beating a bunch of cat burglars? It’s not quite pounding the pussy, but we’ll take it. A little later and the nerds set up a camera in the locker room, so that we can see Lisa’s lovely pair without obstruction. Did that scene age well? From an ethical standpoint, absolutely not. From a sexual standpoint? Oh yeah, it’s still hot. Just cause the 80’s hair is big doesn’t mean Gen Z peepee won’t be. Lisa’s last movie came in 1994, when she joined Shannon Tweed in Night Fire (1994). Never returning to the big screen again, these days Lisa owns an avocado farm and a winery. A Welch making some adult juice? Makes sense. We’ve been draining our grapes to Lisa Welch for years!