Elsa Martinelli
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Elsa Martinelli is a royal piece of ass. No, really, she married Count Franco Mancienlli Scotti di San Vito in 1953. He can count his blessings, because Elsa is one of Italy’s finest sexports. Born “Elisa Tia” in Grosseto, Tuscany, Italy, Elsa later moved to Rome with her family. In 1953, Roberto Capucci discovered the 34-21-34 beauty when she was working as a barmaid and brought her into the fashion world. Elsa became a model and, like most successful models do, started taking on small roles in movies. She appeared in Claude Autant-Lara’s Le Rouge et le Noir (1954), but she took on an even more significant role the following year opposite Kirk Douglas in The Indian Fighter (1955). Elsa proved to be a natural on the big screen and proved unnaturally arousing in such features as the sexy sci-fi The Tenth Victim (1965), How I Learned to Love Women (1966), and the Terry Southern comedy Candy (1968). But it wasn’t until the provocatively entitled Perversion Story (1969) that Elsa showed her perverse side. She showed her ass briefly getting out of bed. Then she ended up naked with another sex kitten, Jane Birkin, in Les Chemins de Katmandou (1969). Some of Elsa’s other onscreen credits include works such as Return of the Saint (1979) and Once Upon A Crime (1992). She was last seen on the boob-tube series Orgoglio in 2004. Though she hasn’t flashed her finery since the late ’60s, Mr. Skin would love to see how they’ve matured.