Paige Turner
Nude

Her name is Paige Turner. Get it? Well, there’s not much to get, as this porn actress has likely never appeared in a book. Her breast work is on-screen, so does that mean she should be referred to as Screen Turner? Let’s not argue semantics, not when the kinky brunette is so blood-sucking fine in the softcore horror spoof Vampire’s Seduction (1998), one of the many Misty Mundae pants thrillers. Paige plays the aptly named Dr. Lesbian, and she proves true to her surname in some naked les-be-friendly action. Don’t turn or you’ll miss tit.