Zoie Palmer
Sexy

Canadian cooze Zoie Palmer is a sexperienced SKINtertainer having wet her beak (among other things) in both television and feature films. Hailing from the great white North, although she was born in England, Miss Palmer first found her niche in the science fiction realm, starting out in the Canadian time travel drama Odyssey 5 on the small screen and the Robert De Niro cloning drama Godsend (2004) on the big one. But Laura really flourished in a multittytude of TV movies including Disney Channel’s The Scream Team (2002), as well as both Out of the Ashes (2003) and The Reagans (2003). Laura landed some starring roles on shows that didn’t last very long, like Instant Star and The Guard, before really blowing up in 2010. First she starred in the horror thriller Devil (2010), then landed the role she is best known for, Dr. Lauren Lewis on Lost Girl. Zoie was having all sorts of girl-on-girl adventures on that show, making out with the Sapphically smooth Anna Silk during a steamy bedroom scene, a supernatural shower scene, and some bedroom scenes, but never showing us anything. Your telescope will extend on the search for this girl’s lost gazongas atching her feel up the smooth skin of Ms. Silk! Apparently the role wasn’t much of a stretch, as in real life Zoie is a loud and proud lesbian who has been palming (and fingering) her’s for decades. Still, acting is acting so Zo gets handcuffed to a bed and felt up by a man while wearing a paint covered boustiere in Sex After Kids (2013), but you’ll really need to wipe down your Iphone when she shows some aggressively perky nips playing “The Android” in Dark Matter. Up next, Zoie is going to be in the Saw (2003) sequel Spiral: From the Book of Saw (2021). We wish we saw this lady lovin’ Canuck naked as buck!