Sarah Matravers
Nude

English Tea & A Sarah Matravers was discovered after winning first prize in “The Great British Beauty Competition” on ITV’s This Morning, and went on to model before hitting the boob tube. She’s currently scoring as Joly Salter on the popular spin-off series Footballers Wive$: Extra Time, but if you want to see her balloon-like goalposts you’re out of luck. The closest this busty brunette had gotten to skin in her early career was on the sitcom Mile High, where she looked hot in lacy underwear trying to seduce a man by opening up her robe and showing ample cleavage. But until she opens up the robe all the way, Mr. Skin calls foul. Luckily we didn’t have to throw our sticky rag on the field because Sarah was happy to let out her gorgeous chesticles in her 2005 role in Footballer’s Wifes: Extra Time. In one particularly steamy sex-capade, Sarah’s character lets out her flappers for a lucky guy to slobber on while they get frisky on a kitchen floor. The sloppy sex on display in this scene seems to be the supernova of Matraver’s cinematic flesh antics, because we haven’t gotten anything since. Sometimes the brightest stars burn out the fastest, and that seems to be the perfect metaphor for what happened with the two skin giants attached to Sarah’s chest. We hope that sometime in the very near future, our favorite English hottie will show her biscuits again. In the meantime, we’ll standby at attention and drool over her profile on Mr. Skin!