Kim G. Michel
Nude

Somewhere between Atari and PS3, there were video arcades. While you were super-cool if you had a Nintendo or Sega at-home gaming console, nothing could beat the vibe, the noise, and the camaraderie of eating little dots or rescuing Pauline from the giant gorilla while being surrounded by friends and quarters. It was such a popular activity, they made a movie about it (probably several, but Mr. Skin will focus on this one), called Joysticks (1983), and featuring bodacious brunette babe Kim G. Michel. In case you’re not familiar with the term, a joystick was a video-game controller, and a clever, geeky way of referring to a guy’s member—so you can see the fun and pun behind this campy comedy right off the bat. A video arcade is in peril, and its customers rally around to try to save it from being shut down. Kim appears in several scenes as the free-wheeling and fun Alva, and we get to see just how much this fabulous female likes to tan, thanks to the multiple times she lets her girls out to breathe. With thick, perky nipples, and a nice-sized handful, her twin globes are way more than a full meal for Pac-Man and Donkey Kong combined. Kim’s character uses her treasure chest to distract the enemy, pushes them up in a dominatrix outfit during a wild fantasy sequence, and uses them as leverage in a strip video competition (every game she loses, she takes off another article of clothing). While Joysticks was the only movie she ever appeared in, Mr. Skin believes it’s the quality, not the quantity—and Kim has two perfectly good qualities.