Heidi Hawking
Nude

Mr. Skin has gone on at length about natural boobies, but unnatural ones aren’t that bad. When a waiflike blonde goes top heavy thanks to surgical advancement is anyone really suffering? Only those who haven’t seen the busty beauty of Heidi Hawking, whom fans of HBO’s Entourage may recall as one of the scantily-clad strippers the lucky Hollywood A-listers get to hang out with. If you don’t want to watch a bunch of pretty boys take themselves too seriously, hopefully you like unattractive guys who are decidedly unserious, because you’ve got to see Heidi in the comedy Grandma’s Boy (2006). She’s a party favor that goes topless and pushes Jonah Hill‘s face into her finery. It’s the breast–er, best–scene in the movie! We also said wassup Heidi while watching Wassup Rockers (2005) because that dramedy has her in an open fur coat with a very tiny bikini underneath. In addition to those skindeavors, Heidi acted in the Keira Knightley-led action flick Domino (2005) and appeared as herself in the TV series The Weekend Flash, the TV special The Palms Girl Search (2004), and the video documentary Playboy: The Ultimate Playmate Search (2003). (She was featured in Playboy’s Sexy Celebrities issue in 2001.) Most recently, Heidi played “Hockey girl” in Pucked, a strange National Lampoon production starring Jon Bon Jovi as the owner of an all-girl hockey team. The movie premiered in 2006, which means it’s been 15 years since her last screen appearance, and even longer since she last appeared naked. Stop Heiding, Hawking!