Patricia Barzyk
Nude

Brown-haired, blue-eyed, and French makes Patricia Barzyk the kind of actress you want to get to know better. The exceedingly rare combination of dark hair and features, but born with piercing blue eyes, as a seventeen year old Patricia won Miss France in 1980 and took third place at Miss World. Modeling work, commercials and a starring role in a Duran Duran video followed, but while she made her cinema debut in Le joli coeur (1984) it didn’t take long for Miss France to make her nude debut, showing bush just two years later in her only onscreen nude scene. While we always appreciate seeing the muff, you won’t believe the pair of watermelons hanging ripe and erect she’s been hiding under her shirt. Patricia the pageant queen’s real talent was wrangling those monsters into a bathing suit. That flash was in a movie called La Machine à découdre (1986), which also featured flesh from Christelle Gueliehi, Françoise Michaud, and Isabelle Strawa. In it, we see all three B’s as Patricia sunbathes on the veranda, before standing naked in front of a lucky man who gets to examine her. In a hilarious bit of stupidity, someone offers her a vest, which she wears open as she strolls around the manor both bottomless and with her rack on full display. Warm the shoulders but don’t cover the boulders! That’s a clothing line we’d like to invest in! Patricia has been steadily acting for decades in movies like Tout est calme (2000), Spiders of the Night (2002), Les insomniaques (2011) and most recently on the TV show Myster Mocky presente. But if your Mr. cocky can’t get enough of Patricia, let Mr. Skin introduce you to her daughter Sarah Barzyk. Sarah’s an actress too, but only managed to win Miss Paris, not Miss France. It’s not her fault, while beautiful she wasn’t blessed with her mom’s bombs. Few are. It’s almost intimidating to think what we’d do with such a stunning goddess. Patricia Barzyk might be too hot for our dick!