Bee Simonds
Nude

Booty bomb Bee Simonds is new on the movie scene, but this tattooed trollop certainly makes a mark in the small scrap of cinema that she’s been served up thus far. The noteworthy scene in question occurs in the B-horror flick The Choke (2005), in which she rides some randy roustabout in a peculiarly caged apartment. The whole scene is juxtaposed with a rock show happening elsewhere (the bassline synchronizing nicely with her gyrating booty), but judging from the apparent quality of the coitus versus the scenes surrounding the instrumental imborglio, there’s a lot more fun being had on the bedspread than on the dance floor. When it ends, the guy lays back limply and declares, “God! I love make-up sex…”—to which any sensible viewer would probably say, “Don’t be an asshole, dude… any shot at skintimacy with a sexpot like Simonds has got to be something special.”