Bethalyn Staples
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The sister of comic-book colorist and he-man.org webmaster Val Staples, Bethalyn Staples is best known as the mystery tub girl who shows off her ass and some side boob getting into the tub as the name Powers Boothe appears on the screen during the opening credits of HBO’s foul-mouthed wild west series Deadwood. She also appears on a few episodes of the show and on the Canadian comedy show Above the Line, but she has yet to give us a front view of those Staples naples. Unfortunately, it seems Bethalyn has decided to fall off the radar for over a decade now. Skin Central continues to plumb the depths of the internet catacombs looking for any skin-ful and sinful content from Bethalyn, but we’ve come up completely empty handed (at least one hand was empty). Much to the chagrin of Mr. Skin, Staples may soon be transitioning to the sad annals of other hotties who showed incredible potential only to disappear off the map. At Skin Central, we regard such phenomena akin to that of a fast dying star. One that burns too brightly and too fast only to explode into oblivion far before it should have. We hope that we’re wrong about Bethalyn Staples and her presumably beautiful B’s, but it looks as though she’s never returning. If you find yourself torn up over her absence, simply watch her three credits on repeat until you drain your troubles away…if you know what I mean. Staples should be a masturbation staple for every flesh fiend!