Jessica Hall
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The juggalicious Jessica Hall did three horror flicks in 2006, then bounced. But boy oh boy did she bounce in those three flicks! First up was The Remake (2006). Of what? Of nothing. It was just a slasher about a killer slaughtering everyone on the set of a remake of an eighties thriller. Then there was They Must Eat (2006), a much more original spooky tale about a loser factory worker who has to move in with his uncle. It ends up his uncle has spent his life feeding people to the demons that live in the woods, but when the uncle dies, the hapless loser realizes he can train the demons to eat his enemies. Finally came the best one of all because it’s the one where Jessica shows her bells, Mr. Jingles (2006). It’s the story of a wrongfully accused man who comes back from the dead as a killer clown, and immediately turns to murdering those who wronged him. You’d think they could outrun him in those giant shoes, but alas, apparently not. Jessica went jingle all the way in that one, with two good looks at Ms. Hall’s hooters as she undresses in front of the mirror. That will have you reaching for your Mr. Tingles! We really wish Jessica did more movies but are willing to accept she must not have loved acting to have never tried again. Luckily for us she went one for three when it comes to showing her two giant knockers. Every married man would love to be given a hall pass for Jessica Hall.