Laila Rouass
Sexy

You can’t spell Laila Rouass without ass. Too bad that this Indian-Moroccan marvel from England hasn’t shown hers on film…yet. After all, she is the 69th sexiest woman in the world according to a 2005 article by FHM. For our money, 69 is better than one. She was also voted the fifth sexiest woman of Asian descent by the UK mag Eastern Eye. But enough about her accolades–let’s get to her assolades. Laila got naked on the popular Brit boob tube series Footballers’ Wives but hid her best bits with some (im)properly-placed appendages. Still, you can check out parts of her private parts while she’s wearing revealing outfits in other scenes. Following Footballers’ Wives, she blueballed fans by covering up for her subsequent projects. These include the TV series Primeval, The Sarah Jane Adventures, MI-5, Sadie J, Midsomer Murders, The Royals, Holby City, Stella, and The Lodge, as well as the movies Shoot on Sight (2007), Freebird (2008), Apron Strings (2008), and the Jason Momoa-led reboot Conan the Barbarian (2011). Also during this time she served as the presenter of the ITV talk show Loose Women. Despite its provocative title, this show is skinless. That’s not the case with the Michael C. Hall drama series Safe, which gave us the first taste of Laila’s love sacks in over a decade. She keeps the best stuff hidden, of course, but her red one-piece shows off enough cleavage to leave a tent in your pants. Let’s hope that those nubile nips don’t stay hidden forever.