Dalia Hernandez
Nude

You will be praying to the sun god that he warms the earth so much, absurdly hot Hispanic women like Dalia Hernandez stop bundling up and are forced to wear as little as possible. Preferably nothing. The Latinx Dalia (as opposed to the Black one) hails from Veracruz Mexico, and made both her nude debut and film debut in Mel Gibson‘s period piece, Apocalypto (2006). As “Seven”, the absolute ten with a lucky number for a name, Dalia’s character must have gotten lucky in the past, since we see both her pregnant belly and her swollen (as a drunken Mel would say) sugar tits. The violent epic that takes place in the 1500’s features plenty of tribal tata action, including several peeks at Dalia’s magnificent Mayan mammaries that will make ruins of your underwear. Me oh Maya, they are nice. While we were fortunate the Mayan 2012 apocalypse was a bunch of nonsense based on an old calendar, unfortunately Apocalypto has been by far the biggest role of Dalia’s career to date. This raven-haired cutie will always awaken your south of the border warrior, but outside of the 2006 film she hasn’t shown up very much on American screens. Dalia did appear in an episode of Capodocia, HBO Latin America’s prison drama that debuted five years before Orange is the New Black, starred in the TV movie Die Legende Der Maske (2014), and is slated to continue her career in the trapped Chilean miner drama Miracle Underground (2021). We’d love to be trapped with Dalia Hernandez, forced to use our body heat to make the night a bit less chilly!