Eliana López
Nude

From the late ’90s to the present black-haired, big-busted Latina Eliana López has been proving the slang boob tube to be true in many series on South American TV. But if you want to see her boobs you’ll have to saddle up to a movie theater–and it’s worth it to see those saddlebags. Her one exposure, the unrated Caracas: Love Unto Death (2000), is a Mexican drama about the problems of pregnancy, which shows how Eliana got that way in a brief scene that showcases her ample jugs. Bet baby wants to be breastfed. That’s a good start, but when are we going to see Eliana’s south-of-the-borders?