San San
Nude

With an ass so nice they named her twice, San San is all the reason you need to watch the gangster crime drama Shottas (2002). Filmed in Kingston, Jamaica, the film centers around two dudes who eventually move from Jamaica to Miami and take control of the Jamaican mob. The cast includes Paul Campbell, one of Jamaica’s hot stars; Wyclef Jean; and DJ Khaled. And then there’s San San, and although Mr. Skin knows nothing about this fine female, it’s pretty safe to say he’s a big fan. Her skinematic scene starts with a silky white robe, which she drops as she walks down the hallway to the bathroom—that’s our first glance at her plush posterior, all round and perfect. She opens the shower door and we get a fabulous side view of that ass, as well as her breasts. A dude meets her in the shower and more of that luscious rump is given to us, courtesy of the handsy dude who palms her cheeks as he moves her up and down to his satisfaction. There’s a lot of steam and slippery skin, and a sappy ballad plays over the action, but it’s worth the ear assault to see the action. Another scene in the movie gives us a close-up of San San’s nipple—because the dame has been shot about two inches above it, the bullet hole just about matching the size of her big nip. The blood looks like the syrup in your cherry Slurpee, so it’s not very scary, and it’s also totally understandable. If you were the makeup artist on set, you would be distracted, too, if you had to come up with fake blood while staring at the hotness that is San San.