Jess Weixler
Nude

Follow The Guiding Light and you never know what pleasures you’ll find. That daytime soap has delivered many a hottie, such as Kentucky-born small-breasted blonde Jess Weixler, who first caught Mr. Skin’s fly in the comedy The Big Bad Swim (2006). Sadly, she isn’t nude—though Paget Brewster is—but looks hot while getting changed in a locker room. If you want a comedy-horror with teeth then you’ll have to check out Jess in Teeth (2007), her nude debut—it’ll make your groin ache in a good way and bad way. “Bad way?”, you ask. Look up vagina dentata if you dare. That’s the subject of this movie–and what Jess’s character’s most intimate part is subjected to. Your boner won’t be nearly as confused while watching Jess get naked in Alexander the Last (2009). She bares boobs in multiple scenes with her romantic partner. She again takes off her top in the Nick Offerman-led rom-com Somebody Up There Likes Me (2012). Those itty bitty beautiful bulbs make us giddy, so much so that we’re Chained for Life (2018) to Ms. Weixler, constantly refreshing her Skin page to see if there’s any newdity on par with showing T&A in this drama film. Skinematic notoriety aside, Jess has been recognized for her acting talents via such shows as The Good Wife and The Son, and a plethora of independent movies, some of which we’ve already named. In 2019, she transcended the indies by appearing in It Chapter Two. Hopefully mainstream audience’s members will soon get to experience what our indieheads have.