Mary Birdsong
Sexy

With crystalline aqua eyes under her bronze veil of hair topping off a taut body that is the stuff of fantasy, mega-multi-talent Mary Birdsong is as lovely as her poetic surname. As a popular voiceover actress, a correspondent on The Daily Show, an impressionist, and a singer in the bands Cottonhead and 99 Cent Whore, Mary easily crosses genres, but she’s best known as Deputy Cherisha Kimball on Comedy Central’s Reno 911! (2003). Born in Florida and raised on Long Beach Island, New Jersey, Mary got her start onscreen in works such as Fear of Dogs (1994), Live on Tape (1996), Above Freezing (1998), Let It Snow (1999), Zoey’s Zoo (1999), Talk to Me (2000), and Welcome to New York (2000). Hilarious as she may be, the closest this TV cop’s ever come to flashing her vadge badge is with some sweet bra and undies action in the movie version of her show, Reno 911!: Miami (2007). Then in the comedy High School (2010), Mary showed off her bod in swimsuit (unfortunately, she wore a one-piece). Some of Mary’s more recent onscreen credits include works such as Goldie and Bear (2015), Scream Queens (2016), Masters of Sex (2016), Ryan Hansen Solves Crimes on Television (2017), A Happening of Monumental Proportions (2017), Exeter (2018), I Hate the Man in My Basement (2020), May Riddle (2020), and Tell Me Your Secrets (2021). This dirty cop might not have shown her donuts, but she’ll still give you a nightstick in your pants. And that’s something to sing about!