Marcela Mar
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Marcela Mar is the type of broad who makes one want to renounce their country and emigrate to Colombia, the land where this large-breasted actress calls home. But if you’re hesitant, don’t speak Spanish and are nervous about leaving the USA, she’s made a couple of pictures you may want to look up to convince you to move. Born in Bogota, like most latinx actresses Marcela got her start in telenovelas, in her case Pedro el escamoso and Pura sangre. Her first big movie was Satanás (2007), where Marcela proved her bottom line is unbeatable (though not unbeatoffable), but Americans will likely be more familiar with her appearance as well, America, in the adaptation of the famed Gabriel Garcia Máquez’s novel, Love in the Time of Cholera (2007). Yes, Marcela plays America Vicuna, a doomed dime piece who gets sent to live with her much older guardian Florentino, and eventually the two start shacking up. In the movie’s best scene, Marcela lies next to Oscar Winner Javier Bardem, wearing heavy old man makeup, in a hammock, with her rack swinging in rhythm just above a blanket. If you’ve ever wondered how people were so horny when catching cholera meant deadly diarrhea, take a look at Marcela. Even the idea of a slow and painful death wouldn’t mar the sexperience! Good luck relaxing with those flopping in front of you! Marcela moved to crime shows mostly, from Infiltrados to playing the drug trafficking “Queen of the Pacific”, Berta Avila on Netflix’s El Chapo. These days she’s combined magical realism with detective work in Netflix’s Green Frontier. Hopefully she returns to showing her top tier body. Marcela, your titties are Mar-velous!