Heidi Montag
Sexy

In Mr. Skin’s estimation, there’s nothing better than a bouncy blonde to get the pants-snake to uncoil itself and wait for its hourly oiling. That’s why blonde bubble-boobed babe Heidi Montag is one of Skin Central’s favorite pieces of flesh. Heidi is best known as the arch-enemy of Lauren Conrad on MTV’s hit reality series The Hills, but originally she left her home in Colorado to pursue a degree at the Fashion Institute of Design & Merchandising in Los Angeles before she dropped out after a few weeks. In the early episodes of The Hills, Heidi was Lauren’s best friend, but after the two had a falling out over Heidi’s decision to move in with her boyfriend, Spencer Pratt. This put Heidi was at odds with Lauren and rarely appeared on camera with her. Heidi also designs clothing and is a pop singer who released two singles on iTunes in 2008. Heidi, well known for her conservative views, has never appeared naked on camera, preferring to play hide-y with her montags. Nevertheless, her television work has yielded plenty of sexy shots of her in bikinis and other revealing attire. Mr. Skin loves a challenge, so just the thought of Heidi playing an innocent little church-going angel is enough to get his temptation serpent nice and excited. If you need to see her on camera to conjure the fantasies, you can find her in the weird action/adventure film Black Easter (2021). Black Easter is one thing, Heidi, blue balls is totally unacceptable!