Lulu Wilson
Nude

Lulu Wilson was only in one movie, but it was a lulu. That film is the comedic horror flick Slumber Party Massacre III (1990), and the third time is the charm for this sexy franchise. The story is pretty boilerplate: after a hard day of beach volleyball, a teenager whose parents are away decides to host a slumber party with her girlfriends. The boyfriends try to scare the girls, of course, but there’s a real danger present that they don’t expect. What we can expect from this movie is lots of nudity, and Lulu doesn’t disappoint in that department. She offers up ass in the shower and tits in bed with her beau. Unsurprisingly, Lulu’s character does not survive the film. She gets electrocuted in a bathtub by a corded vibrator and is subsequently dumped in a body-bag. Her character’s dead, nude body in a bag is a metaphor for Lulu’s cinematic stint. Like so many other hot girls with lowered inhibitions, Lulu entered the acting industry naked and left with a dead career. These one-film wonders used tits rather than talent to attain fame, which works if all one wants to be is a skinematic object. None of them did, though, considering the absence of additional credits. We’re not saying that Lulu lacked talent, but, whether by choice or coercion, she led with her boobs. She had two options after Slumber Party: continue down the path of skinfamy or quit. She chose the latter. The fact that only those two options existed for many attractive actresses is more an indictment of the industry than the actresses. Mr. Skin stands erect in solidarity with all these fallen-top stars.