Paige Adams gets work where she can. She was one of those reenactment actors for E! True Hollywood Story on the boob tube when they did their segment “O.J., Nicole and Ron: Countdown to Murder.” Our clocks are timed to a more randy time, like when will Paige show us those big hooters of hers? That time has come, and so will you, when you watch her as Monique in Facade (2000), a thriller that sells itself as having, sex, murder, and larceny. You had us at sex, especially when that sex involves the topless wonders of Paige as she drives home her lover’s hard-on in a bedroom scene that will have you running to your masturbation room.
