Kali Hawk
Sexy

Kali Hawk did some impressive things early in her career. She started high school at 12, was accepted to SUNY Purchase at 16, and became the first singer to debut a music video in a New York City taxicab. She then worked as a model and stage/commercial actress in New York. The brown-eyed beauty made her film debut in Woody Allen’s Celebrity (1998) and her television acting debut in Untold Stories of the ER. From there, Kali went on shows like Who’s Got Jokes? and Jimmy Kimmel Live! and movies like Issues (2005), Where Is Love Waiting (2006), I Can See Clearly Now (2006), and Holla (2006). In 2009 she appeared alongside Malin Akerman and Kristen Bell in the comedy Couples Retreat (2009) but didn’t give us a look at her couple of teats. Yet she donned cheetah print lingerie and black leather boots that exposed much of her caramel-colored body. Kinky Kali wasn’t so kinky in Get Him to the Greek (2010), Bridesmaids (2011), Answer This! (2011), and Answers to Nothing (2011). Although her roles in these films are quite tame, they helped propel Kali into mainstream fame, as did her roles in series such as Are We There Yet?, New Girl, In Living Color, and Black Jesus. She went back to her skin-showing roots in the Fifty Shades of Grey parody Fifty Shades of Black (2016), where she wore several kinds of underwear and popped out a prosthetic perky. It’s incredibly realistic; we wish we could forget that it’s fake.