Lindsey Ahern
Nude

Maybe not even a B-movie starlet—more like a C-movie one—actress Lindsey Ahern nevertheless puts her best foot forward in her handful of acting projects. And this one time? She put more than a just a foot on camera. Quite a bit more, in fact. After a debut as Gabrielle in the short film The True Table Tennis (2008), the super-slim figured sassy siren appeared as the slightly psycho character Pinky in the raunchy, straight-to-DVD comedy adventure Sex Pot (2009). It’s about magical weed that makes women horny, and some guys who use it to their advantage. Lindsey’s Pinky gets wild in a home-gym sex orgy, using the equipment to have her way with a dude. She also spends quite a few minutes in nothing but hip-bone highlighting panties and an open shirt, where her naked boobs would have been spilling out if not for the fact that the tiny twosome kept their A-cup perkiness from spilling, and instead, just stood out small and proud in full visibility. She next did another short, the promising sounding Blue Movies (2009), about the making of a porn film, but alas, she only played the makeup girl. Lindsey kept up the generic roles for the rest of her acting career, in fact, playing a hooker in Soap on a Rope (2011), a gallery patron in All Alone (2011), and a waitress in Moon Creek Cemetery (2017). There’s no more to report for Lindsey, but Mr. Skin would like to thank the generous brunette for her contributions to the promotion of itty bitties. All sizes need love and adoration, and Mr. Skin is happy to oblige.