Madison Bauer
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Her last name may be synonymous with hockey gear, but the only thing you’ll be icing down is your raging zamboner after you get a glimpse of the boobtastic brunette beauty Madison Bauer. While these days she’s best known as the late Luke Perry‘s fiancé, after graduating from LSU the tempting tiger clawed her way into Hollywood with roles on TV shows like Shark, Crash, and House, M.D. But Madison had us committing mad sins when she ripped off her top and joined busty blonde babe Annie Huntley for a rollicking, rack heavy lesbo scene in the 2009 comedy Deep in the Valley. Unfortunately, the camera cuts away just after we see their peaks, and doesn’t let us watch them go deep in each other’s valley. After crashing an episode of the TV show Crash, which was based on the often derided 2006 “Best Picture” winner, she appeared in the slasher flick Chain Letter (2010). There’s a nice look at her showering, but you won’t be forwarding the link to ten more people, since we only get to see her bare back. After playing an unfortunately beadless bartender in Mardi Gras: Spring Break (2011) she picked up her masters from Antioch University, which is more like anti-cock University, since she got her degree, abandoned acting, and never brought her bigums onto the big or small screen again. Instead, Madison opted to save marriages, keep families together and be the love of Luke Perry’s life. Everything’s a trade off, but we’d still like to Madison Bauer with her top off!