Melissa Stephens
Nude

Busty blonde California girl Melissa Stephens is one funny lady, having honed her comedy chops as a member of LA improv company The Groundlings. Before moving to the city of Angels, Melissa performed off-Broadway in the New York theater and wrote a bunch of comedy shorts including White Man’s D!#K with Susan Sarandon (2012). In her feature film debut, she went XXX (sort of) with her role as Nadine in the porn-industry comedy Elektra Luxx (2010). Melissa didn’t show anything in the movie about an adult film performer who gets pregnant, but did in her recurring role as Peggy on Showtime’s nudity juggernaut Californication. Melissa flashed her headlights (and tail lights) in her very first episode, bouncing in cowgirl while demanding to be called a slut, and slapping the man when he finally does. Then she wants the guy to roleplay that her dad’s about to walk in on them, even though they’re in the grown man’s house, before she compliments his big black cock, despite him being extremely Caucasian. Somebody call Susan Sarandon to get this confusion sorted out! While most comedy tends to rely on misunderstandings, we totally get why he was happy to remain under MS. Her tits are outstanding! Round two gets even weirder, but when a golden haired godess is teaching you why gentleman prefer blondes by riding you like a damn Appaloosa, you do whatever she tells you. Melissa had a recurring role on the TV show Outsourced, although the series about an American working in India failed to catch on. The pissa Melissa didn’t show anything in her role as a stripper in Bachelorette (2012) who was smart enough to goad Adam Scott into touching her with his finger, and demanding 200 dollars for the poke but in Knife Fight (2013), her bouncing bowies at least do a little dangle hiding behind a bikini in front of Rob Lowe. Melissa has appeared in a few episodes of some huge TV shows, like Key & Peele, Transparent, and Black Monday, where she played the fictional Osh Kosh B’gosh heiress, Tosh B’Gosh. But Melissa has mainly ben focused on writing her own stuff lately, most notably, the Finding the Asshole (2018) series. Unfortunately, they’re not the kind of movies you’re hoping they are. Gosh that’s dissapointing! If she ever decides it’s time to show the way she did on Showtime’s Californication, this comely comedienne has potential for some earth-shaking nakedness. Hold on to something (rock) solid, it’s a boobquake!