Cristin Milioti
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This comely cutie out of Cherry Hill, New Jerz, lovingly refers to herself and family as “Olive Garden Italian” but she looks good to enough to eat along with some endless salad and bread sticks, if you ask us! Cristin Milioti has been popping up in TV series since the early 2000s with roles on shows like 30 Rock, The Sopranos, Nurse Jackie and The Good Wife. While you’ve heard of all those shows, her turn as the suddenly promiscuous tomboy Sammy Smalls in the lesser known romantic comedy Year of the Carnivores (2009) is something you’ll want to see. Cristin uses her small hands to try and hide her not so small cherry bombs while waiting for a bathtub to fill, then goes skinny dipping and flashes some wet butt and bush. We’d like a taste of that meat! Cristin hit the big time with an absurdly successful year in 2013. She won a Grammy Award for “Best Musical Theater Album” as a member of the Broadway cast of Once, played Leo’s first wife in The Wolf of Wall Street (2013), and debuted as Tracy McConnell, the long awaited mother on How I Met Your Mother. While many fans were unhappy with HIMYM’s long awaited ending, we bet they were still slapping their salami to her bra and panties shots in It Had to Be You (2016). After starring in the short lived NBC comedy A to Z, Cristin had long runs on Fargo, The Mindy Project, The Venture Bros. and a memorable appearance as a sexy pseudo-Star Trek crew member Nanette Cole on the Black Mirror episode “USS Callister.” Cristin kept the science fiction vibes going, but in a much lighter way when she starred alongside Andy Samberg in the time loop comedy Palm Springs (2020). See what springs out of your palm watching this adorable Italian!