Patricia Schumann
Nude

Had there been more babes like Nordic knockout Patricia Schumann back in the Age of Vikings, those sex-crazed sailors might have thought twice about bothering to plunder other countries for their comeliest lasses—why bother stealing fruit from another man’s tree when yours is the ripest? Schumann made her acting debut in a movie called The Rascal (1994) when she was 18. She focused on modeling for a few years after that then began regularly landing parts in TV series and movies. Patricia made her big splash in the 2011 film Submarino, which won her an award for best supporting actress at the prestigious Bodil Awards that same year—and considering the skintimate side she shows some of her costars in the film, it’s certain they’d agree that she deserved it. Those skintimate moments come in the form of Patricia and a guy getting their freak on while we get a nice side view of her rack as they bang then a little later she makes some nerdy guy’s day by unzipping her hoodie and letting him grab her natural knockers. Before Submarino, Schumann broke into the business (and out of all her clothes) in The Early Years: Erik Nietzsche Part 1 but hasn’t given viewers such a lucky break in more recent films like Preludia and Profieta. But since she’s already proven that she’s got the goods, filmmakers should stick to a new motto, tailored specifically to her: If the Schumann fits, have her bare it. With multiple projects on the way and a career going full steam ahead, Mr. Skin has a feeling it is only a matter of time before that happens!