Maliabeth Johnson
Nude

What’s better, you ask, than a blonde bombshell? How about a hot blonde who’s just beginning to discover the secret erection makers under her clothes? Blonde-haired, blue-eyed bombshell Maliabeth Johnson exploded onto the scene in the 1999 TV movie The Thirteenth Year. Since then, this classic beauty has been busy flaunting her bodacious bod on such shows as Arrested Development, CSI: Miami, and (of course) Cougar Town. Maliabeth’s busty, bikini-clad curves are guaranteed to drive you over the edge in Brendan Cowles horror flick Drive-Thru (2007). Hold on to your Johnson, because Miss Johnson is sure to rub off on you! To be precise, you’ll likely be rubbing one out after seeing one of her gorgeous B’s on the hit show American Horror Story. The blessed moment happened on season 5 episode 9, a mere 11 minutes into the show. In it, we get an eyeful of Johnson’s booty while she lay dead in bed. Mr. Skin would never tout dead bodies as sexy or bate bait, but we think there could be an exception made just this once! Her career has continued to go strong in recent years. You can find her looking hot as hell (albeit clothed) in series like Grandfathered, SEAL Team, and even Mad Men. You can also find her on the silver screen in the movie The Way You Look Tonight (2019). Maybe in the coming years Maliabeth can take another role as a corpse and maybe lay facing upward next time? That would get our Johnson’s attention!