Rachel Alig
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Curvy cutie Rachel Alig has been hard at work (just like you) honing her acting skills since 2009. This brown-eyed girl next door was cast on such shows as Fatal Encounters and Handsome Police before earning her first feature role in Jared Cohn‘s band-camp comedy Bikini Spring Break (2011). This busty brunette tears off her top countless times during the movie, but none more memorable than when her jumbo jamambos are accidentally displayed on a jumbo-tron for all to see. Sascha Baren Cohen is funny, but no Ali-G prank is more entertaining than to getting to see Alig’s giant jugs on display. Rachel actually began her career as a news anchor in Mississippi before heading to Hollywood. But while she could have kept making B movies where she shows off her DD’s, instead she moved on to more serious affairs by playing Becky Rooks in Officer Down (2013). Next Rachel gave documentary series’ a shot, appearing in episodes of Sex Sent Me to the ER, and playing Ben Franklin’s buddy, musician Madame Brillon in Codes and Conspiracies. Horror seemed a natural next destination for Rachel, who starred as Rebecca in At Granny’s House (2015). Rachel shows off her brilliant madams when some guy in a Hawaiian shirt rails her on granny’s chair, then sucks on her succulent slammers in bed. All that sex must have granny moist in the panties! On the small screen, Rachel appeared in the cage fighting drama Kingdom, where wild child Jay Kulina wears a Native American headdress and nothing else and works her from back mount, becoming one with nature by doing her doggy style. We get a bikini shot from the former bikini star in Happiness Adjacent (2017), but while Rachel has been absurdly active as an actress, she’s yet to break out into mainstream success. She did appear in an episode of the Jason Biggs comedy Outmatched in 2020, which could springboard her career. After all, in a pound for pound pillow puppy contest, Rachel would never be outmatched.