Berta de la Dehesa
Nude

Berta de la Dehesa is an actress and a writer, which means she can compose the filthiest scenes imaginable and then play them. We like that efficiency. The full-figured Spanish actress started her career with the comedy Kisses for Everyone (2000). We appreciate the sentiment. Do we get to pick where we plant that peck? We’d choose everywhere. When Big Berta showed up in the documentary Casting: El camino del exito (2007), strutting her ample stuff stuffed into a tiny red bikini we just about lost our stuff. Then when she revealed the flowing flesh fountains of her bosom, well, all bets (and pants) were off. And so were we.