Marie Leuenberger
Nude

We’ll have a Marie Leuenberger, hold the bun. No, on second thought, we’ll hold the bun. We want to hold her bun because she doesn’t show it. That’s always the case, isn’t it? You want what you cannot have. We can have this German beauty’s little boobs, though, for she shows them in the shower, with her detachable shower head, in the comedy Wer glaubt wird selig (2012). It’s about what happens in a ski resort when there’s no snow. Well, according to this movie, Marie bathes and then gets dirty again. That’s our kind of winter vacation, and it’s a lot less likely to break a bone, just get a boner. The sad part of this story is that Marie must’ve gotten bored with showing off her goods on camera, because she hasn’t done it since. It’s a shame too, because this hottie has the capability of making any man explode with a simple nip slip or butt baring. Hopefully in the coming years this tart will fully embrace her skin-tastic proclivities and treat her endearing (and blue-balled) fans to a smorgasbord of flesh…her naked flesh, preferably. While we all wait for that blessed day to come, you might as well check out some of her other boob tube work. Check out Marie in recurring roles on shows like Die verlorene Tochter, Neben der Spur, and Blackout. If we didn’t know better, we’d think “blackout” was referring to the color our testicles will be by the time Marie sheds her threads once again! Leuenberger took our “hold the buns” comment far too seriously!