“Dame de Carreau” (AKA “Queen of Diamonds”) is an episode of the French TV series Les Dames (AKA Dead Beautiful). It’s also the sole screen credit for Aurélie Droulin, which is a shame because she’s dead beautiful. That’s literally the case in the show, as Aurélie and Valérie Decobert-Koretzky play nude, tied up corpses. We like the nude and tied up parts… We can do without the deceased part, but we relate to the stiffness of Aurélie and her costar. Staring at their boobs makes us stiff in the pants! Aurélie’s character is called “La morte du bateau” (AKA “The Death of the Boat”), which makes little sense to us, but who cares when her tits are out and they look that good? We wish we knew more about the owner of those breasts–or anything, really. We don’t know Aurélie’s age, dimensions, or even her birthplace (we presume that she’s French, though, since her only credit is a French production). We know so little about her that we’re afraid that she may actually be dead! We’re kidding, of course, but she might as well be dead in the world of skinema. Thank god that she spent the entirety of her TV career naked. Although we hope that she’ll return to the screen, we know that if she does she’ll probably be clothed. Right now she’s in rare company for having made 100 percent of her roles nude ones. There’s a chance that she’ll make it two out of two, though. We’re droolin’ for more of Ms. Droulin!
