Crystal Storey
Nude

Crystal Storey is doubly humiliated. First she’s uncredited in the action-comedy-horror flick The Taint (2010), and then she’s brutally made bloody in the scene she’s in. That’s not fair. It seems excessive. But she does manage to get naked and in the process show us her tits, so there’s always a bright side. The movie, which is about tainted water that poisons the minds of men, turning them into raging misogynists, has an interesting plot that excuses such behavior while allowing us to wallow in it. Ask Crystal how she feels about the whole thing. And if you find her, ask why she’s not making more sexy movies.