Kayden Kross
Nude

Kayden Kross is an award-winning porno actress. Of course, to us, once they’ve taken off their clothing, they’re all winners. Still, the Sacramento, California, native comes from mostly Swedish ancestry, which explains her sexy blonde ways and her infamous performance as Tiger Wood’s wife in the XXX-parody Tyler’s Wood (2009). Like many in the industry, the self described “book nerd” was stripping by age eighteen to earn extra money, though unlike most, that cash was to help rescue a pony from the slaughter house. Pole-dancing lead to photo spreads in adult publications, and to a contract with Vivid Video for riding studs on camera. She was Penthouse Pet of the Month in September 2008, has her own website, ClubKayden.com, and even writes for places like “Complex Magazine”, and “McSweeney’s Internet Tendency.” She’s also been naked in mainstream movies such as the drama The Obsession (2013), which is a fine description of what a man becomes after only a mere glance at her sexiness. She made a major breakthrough in Breaking Bad as the stripper Cristal, in which her boobs and string-bikini were crystal clear! Kayden continued her boobs-n-thong streak in Don Jon (2013) when Joseph Gordon-Levitt ruins some tissues to her. Kayden Kross’ll make you wanna, hump, hump! We see her pose nude for photographer Deborah Anderson in Aroused (2013), but her best work in mainstream movies came in the parody The Hungover Games (2014). Alongside the mountainous mams of Kirsty Hill, Kayden is topless as a compe-tit-or who distracts the others by making out with Hill. You’ll seppuku your pants watching her and Mathew Karedas play hide the katana in Samurai Cop 2: Deadly Vengeance (2015), but most recently Kayden starred in Verotika (2019), an anthology horror film from Glenn Danzig former lead singer of “The Misfits.” She better go topless, because Miss Kross’ tits give us fits!