Nina Kate
Nude

Nina Kate had so much potential. A beautiful face, a full rack and a potent ability to catch our attention whether naked or fully clothed, we had sky high hopes for the actress and animal rights activist. But although she didn’t become a first ballot, ball dropping hall of famer, Nina did have brief moments of living up to her, getting it up potential. While her first film role came in the cryptid scarefest Night of the Chupacabra (2005), one of her quirkier early credits was the short film Boner Buddies (2009), which is about two hipsters who become best friends when they get boners over the same thing, one of which being Hot Girl #1, played by the naughty Nina. It’s an odd way to make a new buddy, since buddy, almost all men would have gotten hard seeing her. Then she showed up the comedy feature Touch Wood (2010), a mockumentary about a Bollywood movie producer trying to break into Hollywood. Nina played a Porn Star, so we liked the direction of her career and knew nudity was close. She then moved on to the horror flick Snake Club: Revenge of the Snake Woman (2013), where she plays a stripper who wears a skimpy schoolgirl outfit that makes her ass a cheeky target for our carnal attention. But we first got to see her cannons in Gun Woman (2014), a B movie about a lady whose body is infused with gun parts. We get to see Nina’s best parts, her Winchester chesticles as she lies topless on the bed. 2A is great but it’s nothing compared to her double D’s. The same year, she really showed her range by stripping down and making us go splat in the frat comedy Alpha House (2014). Nina plays a member of a topless, all girl pillow fight, then is part of a topless, buncha titty sorority lineup. Does this much sex actually happen in college? If there’s even a chance to jump a girl like Nina’s bones, then sign us up for those student loans! We see her in a nightie in Hell’s Kitty (2017) but that was the last time we saw Nina acting. As we masturbate, we’ll always wonder what twists of fate led to the retirement of Nina Kate.