Kimleigh Smith

Kimleigh Smith has two first names squished together, and two enormous breasts Mr. Skin would like to squish together. He will settle, and you will to, for admiring them in the movie Bad Words (2013), where plays lady of the evening Marzipan, and Jason Bateman’s character pays her to show her assets to an impressionable young lad. Elsewhere, Kimleigh has actually been in several things you’ll probably recognize, starting with a part as a music teacher in The Princess Diaries (2001) with Anne Hathaway (even if you haven’t seen it, almost every woman in your life has). She also played Nurse Kim on primetime in the Shaun Cassidy-created TV series Invasion from 2005-2006, and another medical professional in another primetime series, Nurse Lydia in Lincoln Heights from 2007-2008. Actually, she’s played quite a few nurses in her career (Mr. Skin thinks it’s the large bosom; she just looks so comforting, like a nurse should)—including in Safe Harbor (2007), Parenthood in 2012, Wendell and Vinnie in 2013, and Where the Bears Are in 2014; she switched to an EMT in Women’s Murder Club in 2007, and to a doctor in Criminal Minds in 2017, and A Tale Told by an Idiot in 2020. Kimleigh even checked out a law enforcement career on screen, playing the recurring character of Sgt. Stamps in Shameless in 2021. Though her acting gigs have primarily been on television, she has picked a couple of fab movies to appear in, including Something Like a Business (2010) with Kevin Hart, and The Discovery (2017) with Robert Redford—where she played a hospital receptionist.