Cynthia Kirchner
Nude

Biography

It’s hard to find a more perfect female specimen than Cynthia Kirchner. That’s why she was the perfect woman to star in the film Hot Bot (2016), as a realistic robot named Bardot (likely after her minx-like predecessor Brigitte Bardot ,whom she bares a strikingly sexy resemblance to!). In the Weird Science-inspired film, Cynthia’s Bardot character is enjoyed by two unpopular teenage boys who are going gaga for this gorgeous babe. The scintillating starlet, nude and baring her soft creamy skin, offers to please one of the teens in any way he desires. Unfortunately, she malfunctions, but not before showing off her bouncy breasts and full, pink pout. She really does look too sexy to be real! The film is a hilarious way to show off Cynthia’s supermodel looks, but she can also be adored in the films Abstraction (2012) as Kopen, A.I. Tales (2019) as A.I., and in small roles in Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009), and family friendly Mr. Popper’s Penguins (2011). On the small screen, she did a few stints on several episodes of daytime television soap opera The Bold and The Beautiful in 2008, popped up in a 2015 episode of HBO’s Entourage, and played Renee Lane in 2017 in Rob Schneider’s Real Bob. In addition, the self-described comedian, actress, model and jetsetter can also be found making everyone laugh on stage, and appeared in 2019 in the Nobodies Funny Tour video. The funny lady is also a producer and star of the 2020 internet series Comedy Parlour Live: Quarantine Edition. We’re totally laughing…and also rewinding Hot Bot.