Thea Sofie Loch Næss
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Biography

We’d happily spend all day sitting on the lake shore, toes in the sand, binoculars in hand, hoping to get a look at the mythical sexiness that is Thea Sofie Loch Næss. Thea isn’t an urban legend though, she’s a Nordic hottie with blonde hair, blue eyes and a stellar body. The babe from Kristiansand has really impressed us over the years with her work in a wide variety of international film and television. Thea was always a lock to make it big on the big screen, having acted since eight years old before making her film debut in the bildungsroman One Night in Oslo (2014). She plays a girl that threatens to tear two best friends apart because they would both die for one night in Thea. The international law that is bros before hos can’t survive the prospect of Thea touching your D-a.  In 2018 there was a nice shot of her in a bra, with cartoon hearts covering her heartbreakers in the Norwegian television show Birjelunden bnb. One lucky guy even gets to feel her heartbeat until a guy in a Mickey Mouse shirt comes along and punches him in the stomach. But it was in Som on himmelen revna (2017), that she showed us a whole lot more. When she goes for a skinny dip with a lucky young man, we’re lucky enough to get a right nippy slip. It’s cold in Norway, but Thea makes it hotter! Speaking of hot, Thea looks awfully comfortable as a blonde beach babe, surfing in a one piece bikini in Malibu og Dem (2018). But Thea really blew up in the third season of Netflix’s The Last King. As the heartless witch Skade, Thea used both her ravishing good looks and mystical spells to manipulate every man she came across. You’ll be whistling let my dick see, checking out her modeling photographs in the crime drama Wisting. Norway? Yes way! We have a monster crush on Thea Sofie Loch Næss.